Monday, September 26, 2011

Bears Angelo Guilty of Fraud and NFL Mediocrity






Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury I present to you the evidence - Please roll the game tape of September 25, 2011 of the Green Bay Packers versus the Chicago Bears. 

As you will see from the evidence, the NFL Franchise known as the Chicago Bears are stuck in a huge rut, and this rut has been created by none other than General Manager Jerry Angelo.

Exhibit 1 - 1st Quarter - The Bears trying to establish a running game for so called "balance" call not one, but two trap plays with guard Chris Williams pulling on the play.  Williams as you may recall was a #1 draft pick of Angelo's several years ago.


  In this tape, Williams fails to even make contact with the man he was supposed to trap, resulting in negative plays.  The Bears quickly gave up on the run, gaining 11 yards for the entire day.

Exhibit 2 - The Bears have Frank Omiyale on their roster.  Worst of all, he's starting.  Do we need to continue your honor?

Exhibit 3- Five of the top 10 NFL Free Agents this year were wide receivers.  Despite the opinion that one of the weakest areas of the Bears offense was wide receiver the Bears felt their best option was Roy Williams. 

Watch the tape as during this interception, the so called receiver Williams does not turn his head to watch the ball.  Watch as the Green Bay Packer safety glides in and picks it off.  At least he got up and signaled first down for the Packers.


Exhibit 4 - Watch the goal line throw by Jay Cutler to the so called receiver Williams.  Watch Mr. Williams drop the ball.  Why ladies and gentleman of the jury is he still on the roster today?

Exhibit 5 - Look carefully now at the tape.  Its hard to see, but in the middle of the Chicago Bears defensive line are supposed to be two defensive tackles.  Note the apparent ease by which the Green Bay running backs run up and down the field.  Mr. Angelo has fielded a mediocre USFL caliber set of defensive tackles.

Exhibit 6 - Look at this list ladies and gentleman.  During Jerry Angelo's reign of terror, over 40 defensive backs have been drafted or signed.  Who started yesterday? Craig Steltz?  I would show you the film, but I know that it would just enrage and prejudice the jury even more.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.  We could go on and on, but it is blindly apparent that the Chicago Bears franchise is stuck in a world of mediocrity.  Using last year's soft schedule, they were able to propel themselves to the NFC Championship game, but this is about winning Super Bowls.  The idea that making the playoffs is enough, is obscene and should no longer be tolerated. 

Please find the defendant guilty and let us move on with out football lives

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